feelings

I'm feeling emotional.

And when I feel emotional I want to watch a Harry Potter movie.  Or 13 Going on 30.

And eat weird things that soothe my emotional feelings.  Like chips.  And chocolate chips.  And cake.  Oh I would give my left leg for a cake right now.

And I want to lay on my floor in my underwear.  Because that would show someone.  Them. That I can be ornery and do what I want.  And eat what I want.  And lay wherever I want in whatever I want.  And all those yahoos driving past my house [ps yahoos, the speed limit is 25 NOT 45.] can just stick it in their ear.

Can we go back to chocolate chips?  Because those are probably one of my favorite snacks.  M&Ms are good.  I guess.  If they have fillings like peanut butter.  Or almonds.  But I'd take a bag of chocolate chips over all of that.

All of that being said.  I still feel ornery.  I've been on a mission since I woke up this morning to stick it to the man.  I almost wore jeans to work on a Monday [so not kosher].  I swore profusely throughout the day [pretty kosher...]  I left work a half hour early [I'm unsure of how kosher this was].  Basically  I'm a mess.  Poor Justin.  He has no idea what he's coming home to.

Why is there a fruit fly flying in my face?  Dumb.  I'll stick it to him too.





[If someone could tell me what exactly I'm sticking and to where, that would be appreciated.  I would like to be informed if it is completely UNkosher.  Thank you.]

I don't know if Alan Rickman actually said this.  But if he did, that makes me emotional too.  In like an I want to hug him until he squishes kind of way.