sleep schedule

The funny thing about pregnancy is it messes with your sleep schedule hardcore. Or at least mine. I'm a combination of yawning zombie and hyper insomniac at any point during the average day. This is what my day looks like:

4am [when J gets up] I've been awake for an hour tossing and turning and thinking about whatever food I dreamt about. Fluffernutter sandwiches anyone?  

5am still awake. Worrying about home intruders and leaky faucets. Every day. Also this is prime Pinterest browsing time. 

6am finally asleep. 

630am alarm goes off. Violently reset it until 730 when I get up. 

8am work

930am realize the level of my exhaustion until end of day. 

5:30pm make supper in a daze. 

8:30pm throw in the towel and announce I'm heading to bed. 

10pm lay awake pondering the meaning of life. Doing math in my head to pass the time. And of course, browsing Pinterest. Bonus points if I have a new book on my kindle. 

11:30pm finally fall asleep

Rinse. Repeat. 

It's 4:44am right now. Make a wish. Mine is that I could be asleep. But wait, was that an intruder I just heard??