Today.
Oh today. The things I manage to get in trouble for. I don't go looking for trouble. I'm innocent. Somehow though, the shoes I wore to work were inappropriate. But really I had to wear those shoes. Without them my pants would drag upon the floor. That's not professional. That's sloppy. I can hardly be sloppy, can I?
Seriously? Seriously.
My shoes? My boss was worried that I'd slip and fall and file a Workman's Comp claim.
Silly boss. If I slip and fall, it is my own darn fault. Now let me revel in how tall I am in 4 inch heels before the pain kicks in.
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