Now I shall document a hodge podge of things.
This post is dedicated to pregnancy hormones because they are evil. They make me act a fool. And they make my face resemble a pizza.
I found it necessary to partake in some retail therapy after my pregnancy hormones found it necessary to make me act like a raving lunatic. So naturally, to the mall I went.
I was browsing through the skincare section of Ulta, clearly on a mission and I was wearing my "excuse me, I need help as I aimlessly search the shelves face" when a lady walked up to me, touched my shoulder, and proceeded to tell me that she had the cure for me. It helped her daughter with her acne. Holy melt into the floor moment. In my craziness, I did not stop to apply my normal layer of make up to hide this hideous pregnancy acne that I have developed and she zoned in on me. My whole body blushed I was so embarrassed. I didn't end up getting her miracle cure [a 0.25 ounce tube of acne treatment for $18.00], but I did finally find the stuff I was looking for.
I'm desperate at this point. This is my face right now [sorry about this].
Horrible.
Aside from feeling disgusting, I'm in constant pain from the cystic acne that I've developed on my jaw line and chest. I'm desperate for anything. I've been using all natural products, but they aren't cutting it. The hormones are too stubborn, especially for someone already prone to cystic acne.
So I'm trying DermaDoctor glycolic acid toner. Which I've read about for pregnancy acne. And it is safe for pregnancy. Did you know salicylic acid isn't safe for pregnancy!?!
In other news, I bought starburst brand candy corn at Target. We all know that starburst jelly beans are basically the nectar of the gods. This does not translate to candy corn. Additional purchases include; gum [for nausea], mascara [for eyelashes], and Burts Bees Mama Bees Belly Butter [for mah belly].
Also I want popcorn.
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